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 No.72069 [Reply]

In this threads we share wizard good feels
>its raining and cold
>grab my skateboard (skate place is under a bridge so not wet)
>in the metro
>depressed normies and succubi, all futzing around on their iphones
>get myself some beers, buzzed
>land some cool tricks, normies not there because its cold
>landed many cool tricks so my mana is all used up
>go back home continue drinking and reload my mana while drawing

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I don't think OP's a normie, he just has a hobby, which is skating. Skating is fine, and does not make you a normie. You have to go out to skate, and OP even went out when it was raining so not much people would be around.


>The only real definition of wizard is MY definition of wizard!



Yes, normie. If I'm the only person who things that 2+2=4, then I am in fact right.

Have you accepted the social brainwashing that tells you if lots of people disagree with you, you can't be correct?


>wake up at noon hungover as usual
>drink some soothing delicious ice water
>eat some spicy cup noodles
>enjoy some casual handpenis time
>another day stretches out before me

Taking it easy is pretty nice, I like it.

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 No.72078 [Reply]

What is your NEETfuel of choice?

I'd eat these every day if I could, but cheese is kinda expensive.
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Your liver's gonna die if you eat a lot of that. Spicy stuff.


Microwavable pizza and Uncrustables.


[citation needed]


Fruit, fish fingers, canned soup and chicken nuggets keep me alive.

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 No.70880 [Reply]

Why can't a woman be a wizard?

What are women virgins over 30? Witches?

Does it mean they're pure and worthwhile, or just too fat, ugly, and dumb to be a slut?

Pic unrelated- except that I've had it basically said to me. tfw
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I think ugly women have a good chance at wizardry, or women who were wronged by life on a colossal scale


I used to know this one woman, a friend of my mother's, who was absolutely hideous. As fat as the day is long, and ugly as sin.

I used to constantly hear my mother and her on the phone, gossiping about the two men who were fighting over her.

And it doesn't matter how "wronged" a woman has been, she doesn't even need to be attractive to have multiple beta orbiters willing to shower her in attention and money.


women virgins over 30 are nuns


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Call me when a cyclops girl shows up, all I see are dead fetuses.


are you a woman OP?

even the most repulsive female ive ever heard of has mated without care with men.

and the rest, turn into hate filled feminists.


so true. whats funny is when they say theyre innocent and shy when theyve pretty much fucked the entire city over.

and no matter how nuts they are, as long as they have a twat, they will get laid.

and even if they are retarded, if you wouldnt shield them, they will still end up getting nailed one way or another. hell ive seen totally mentally disabled women with a normal sane husband with kids even!
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 No.70731 [Reply]

That feel when neighbors talking shit about you outside, and you can clearly hear them.
>He doesn't go to work or school, and never leaves his apartment nor does anyone else ever visit him
>Maybe he's an alcoholic
(I don't even drink)
>Who knows what kind of freak he is.
Fuck humanity. I just want to be left alone. I am not bothering anyone.
Can you relate?

If i had some basic housekeeping skills, i would sell my apartment(inherited this) and buy some cabin in middle of nowhere where there are no cruel people constantly judging and talking shit about you, just because of your lifestyle choices.
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Yeah you start to care about more mundane stuff in general but you care less about your own skin, body, hair etc. You are what you are.


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Feeling that feel. Everyone's too depressed and pissed off to care about other people.


I've thought about living somewhere out in the sticks, but

>too lazy to drive 20+ miles to the nearest grocery store

>internet connection is shit out there


Instead of selling the apartment, look into renting it out.
Rent it out, and live in a caravan or something until you have enough money to get a cabin, and you both have a source of income and two houses.


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I want to live in your country

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 No.69665 [Reply]

So how is university going for you.

>Go to classes

>take notes

That's it.

but jesus christ they gave me a fucking class where you always have to speak in front of everyone.

every homework you have to present it in front of everyone and the teacher will tell you what's wrong in your work. fuck me.

Just so you know im not in living in the u.s. so i don't know if you americans have something similar.
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You really should have learned the secret of listening.
Listen near the door: Hallway clear.
Listen near kitchen door: Kitchen clear.

I'd sneak around, and go without food now and then because someone was in the kitchen.

Although I'm not as anxious as you, I have to say, but I was serious at avoiding people. Being so good at avoiding them made it easier to do things, and made it less nervewracking.


>Alright, class, who would like to read their paper first!?
>Hmmm..Anon! You can go first :)

Kill me.


Fuck, I know this very well. It's like they can smell our fear and awkwardness.


>"Thanks for your presentation, Chad. Now who would you want to go next?"



We're like socially awkward ninjas that only use their skills to avoid interacting with people.

>silent footsteps from super creaky floors and years of sneaking to the kitchen at night

>naturally pick out the places that will make the least sound when i step there
>literally make less noise walking through the house than my cat does
>have to intentionally make noise like clearing my throat to avoid surprising people
>they don't hear me leave, i just batman-vanish and leave them talking to themselves
>naturally sit or stand in places with poor sight lines so people don't see me
>been left in closed schools, libraries, stores, because nobody noticed that I was still there
>walking at night, step into the shadows when people pass so they won't notice me
>leave or enter house through second story window so i don't have to pass anyone

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 No.72052 [Reply]

Does any fanfiction exist on the internet of your authorship?
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I made a slew of Inuyasha fanfictions when I was underage, and a Spice and Wolf fanfiction when I was slightly less underage




Sure, but luckily for me I can delete them at any time I want and they're written under an alias so the chances of identifying me are slim to none.


No. Never. God I fucking hate fanfiction.



It's fun though.

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 No.72100 [Reply]

I am not a user of this board or chan in general.

I just want to say that you are all awesome individuals who have been dealt unfortunate hands in life I never experienced people as you who suffered unjust situations but also manage to be so lighthearted.

If I could I would hug every single one of you and I want to thank you for being kind people you are even if people might exploit you for it, they are the ones that have social problems, not you.
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Wait, wait, this sort of thread is a fad here?



Will you fucks stop with this? Do you think we need or want your goddamn normalfag sympathy? We don't. We just want to be left alone. The whole rest of the internet is made for you people, we just want this one space.

If you actually respect us you'd do so by leaving us alone instead of coming here with your platitudes so you can pat yourself on the back for being a "good person".


>so you can pat yourself on the back for being a "good person".
I had no such intention

>If you actually respect us you'd do so by leaving us alone

I'll do just that then


I was going to post something but i would get banned if i did.

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 No.72081 [Reply]

I think that u wizards are like level 0. I have yet to see any one that has risen to my level. Most of us will die from the emotions of raw knowlege. Most of the depersion and lack of self confidence comes from vaccines and malnutrition. Easily solved problems. Most of you will go normie after u get laid. Magnus level will continue with uncovering magic until we all reach the same conclusion. That knowlege will cause the cia fbi, nsa to shut down any forum or blog that reveals this.
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It's "grammar", and spelling.


>thinks vaccines cause depression
I see you've yet to master the arcane knowledge of how vaccines work. Maybe you'll level up after that, "Magnus."


Dis guy dont know that spells is what a wizard cast. Furthermore wasting his time on such low levels is like teaching ants trickes.


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Wizardry goes beyond the confinements of this board.
Unless marriage ceases to exist, humanity is destined to be eaten.


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I has surpassed all of your shit.
No "proof" here.
I have no intention to show my powerlevel to such rude and pathetic individual with unbelievable self-esteem and moronic statements as you.

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 No.72035 [Reply]

Fellow wizards, i need your help.
I left school when i was 18, i've been neeting for nearly two years now and my parents
(rest of my family too btw) insist that i go to school for adults.
What do i do? What excuses do i use? I am scared and don't see any point of it. Help.
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Depression and alcoholism.
The others are on the dole and have the same problem.


>>Highschool is piss easy though.
>Get out, normie.
It is if you live in murika, 90% of the work is just showing up to class and the 10% is cramming for tests on an as-needed basis. If you took the bullshit classes, you didn't even need to do that much. I'm sure it's different if you took all-honors/AP classes or live in Yurop though.


Wait, we don't have bag packers.
Just apply that to shit-wage jobs.


I live in a third world shithole and we had this fuck ton of homework everyday. Now that i think about it, it was kind of frustrating.


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Just… say… no.

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 No.71898 [Reply]

I'm planning on making a short psychological drama film centered on a NEET.

Fellow NEETs, I'm asking you to kindly share your beliefs, ideologies (political/religious), and philosophies based on and around your chosen lifestyle. Please try to keep white nationalism to a minimum as I'm planning for the film to appeal to a rather niche audience and yet still be considered for acceptance by the viewers and judges of various film festivals.

Feel free to answer these questions at your own will. These questions were made on a whim, so if you feel there's something important not being questioned feel free to answer that for me. I want to portray the NEET in a positive light, and make a film that will be seen as an important commentary on the current state of a society centered on hedonism and its shortsightedness of a progressive technological/scientific future for the human race:

1. What made you become a NEET?

2. What are your daily activities outside of 4chan but which are still within the confines of your own home/room?

3. For those who practice self-study and physical/mental discipline, what are your favorite works and inspirational leaders/philosophers/politicians/religious figures?

4. What are your main goals for your life and for the world at large (should you believe you have the power to change it)?

5. Do you believe that love is a detrimental aspect to your future?
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>1. What made you become a NEET?
My social anxiety got worse when I got to college; I would just go to college to attend lecture/ lab and come home.I decided to drop out due to stress. I started being a neet at that point until my friend got me a job at Mc Donalds. I couldn't handle the assholes there and the night shifts were killing me, so I decided to quit. I worked for a few months during that summer doing manual labor, but then realized how shit I was being treated and decided to quit that too. I have been a neet again since then.This is my second year as a neet.

>4. What are your main goals for your life and for the world at large (should you believe you have the power to change it)?

I wanted to be a doctor a few weeks ago; I wanted to jump through all the hoops because I'd like to make my mum proud of me, and buy her the luxuries she couldn't afford because of me. It's not going to happen though. I know I don't have the drive to do something like that. If I don't die/ kill myself first, I'd like to go to college and do something for megabux to make sure my mum's and the needs of those who are important to me can be taken care of. I'm thinking investment banking. I also want to do this because I have fears that everyone in high school knows where I am and my situation. I have paranoia about it all. I think societies obsession with materialism is ultimately pointless, and I'd honestly rather live a life within my means. I'm either going to kill myself, make some money and live like the people I don't like, or I'll live a normal and somewhat happy life.

>6. What are your thoughts on the working class and the minimum wage job?

I think it's sick and I'd like to see a world where no one was forced to work. Hopefully machine automation takes care of this and makes all or most work redundant. What would you do if you didn't have to grow up wondering what you were going to be?

>7. Have you considered suicide? If so, what have options have you considered?

Many times, I thought about slitting my wrists, hanging myself, but I don't want to hurt the people who are still in my life.

>8. How do you pay for your utilities/hobbies? Do you live on welfare/leech off your parents?

I leech of my parents. I don't live very expensively and my parents are living Post too long. Click here to view the full text.




I was a neet for 3 years but now I finally have a job, can I still participate?


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>1. What made you become a NEET?

Laziness and a huge lack of confidence. Being ugly and fat makes me want to show my face in public as little as possible.

>2. What are your daily activities outside of 4chan but which are still within the confines of your own home/room?

Browsing the internet, watching TV (mostly cartoons) and playing video games. That's pretty much everything.

>3. For those who practice self-study and physical/mental discipline, what are your favorite works and inspirational leaders/philosophers/politicians/religious figures?


>4. What are your main goals for your life and for the world at large (should you believe you have the power to change it)?

To work as little as possible. Currently considering purposely injuring myself on the job to get worker's comp or applying for autismbux.
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>1. What made you become a NEET?
Failure, No Ambition.

>2. What are your daily activities outside of 4chan but which are still within the confines of your own home/room?

Fapping, Weightlifting, Vidya, Reading, Watching shows/cartoons/anime.

>3. For those who practice self-study and physical/mental discipline, what are your favorite works and inspirational leaders/philosophers/politicians/religious figures?

Neil Strauss writing on Pickup artists and survivalism is really fascinating. I've been reading the bible a bit lately from a purely curious academic standpoint.

>4. What are your main goals for your life and for the world at large (should you believe you have the power to change it)?

Play videogames, Just kinda see what happens with the world.

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 No.71095 [Reply]

ITT: Ways you avoid interacting with normals

>order pizza using online app

>leave money in envelope at the front door
>write on envelope: "I am handicapped and unable to walk to the door without assistance. Please leave the pizza by the door and ring the doorbell"
>no human interaction at all
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Actually you can include the tip in the bill, the main problem is that they will require you to sign the receipt if you pay by credit.



when you live as a NEET who rarely leaves the house there isn't a lot of options when it comes to food


I don't order pizza.

I usually make a huge list of things to buy at the supermarket so I don't have to go back after several weeks have passed.

4pm is the best time to go, everybody is in their houses, no queues, no people…



Oh, I wonder, if there exist any girls who'd be curious in your secluded lifestyles and would go hunting for you just to see what you look like.. In a movie or a dreamworld perhaps.. Would you go fishing in a place with lots of blobfish?


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 No.72055 [Reply]


Was anyone aware that this idea was a thing among politically correct types? Can we just hold up the mirror whenever SJWs insult us for being "creepy misogynists" or whatever they're saying these days? Can we just deflect their attacks on society's systematic lookism and discrimination?


I wouldn't bother. SJWs don't work on logic, or reason.
They work on emotion.
If they get an emotion from something, that determines what the truth is.
If someone is ugly they feel an emotion, and that determines what they think of the person more than anything else.

SJWs are disgusting fucking animals.

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 No.69820 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

What makes you happy? Not matter how small it is, just post whatever makes you happy.
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Why don't we have a 60-episode Touhou anime plus 8 OVAs and three movies yet? ZUN is a lazy normalfag.


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Living in solitude.



>A few internet friends I've made, and some LPers/streamers I watch.

Holy fuck, what a line of pure distilled normality.


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Thinking about the game mechanics of a trading card game that went defunct many years ago, and constructing off-the-wall duel decks for it.


That post just made me comfy as fuck

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 No.71737 [Reply]

So… •Approximately 5,600 people in the U.S. are diagnosed with ALS each year. The incidence of ALS is two per 100,000 people, and it is estimated that as many as 30,000 Americans may have the disease at any given time.
That means that each year about 5,000-6,000 people die each year from ALS.
Total number of people who will die of hunger this year 7,615,360
Total number of children that die every year from hunger 1.5 million
Number of people who died of hunger today 20,864(in the world) <<<<
Q: Is ALS rare?

It is relatively rare. In the U.S., 1 to 2 people out of 100,000 develop ALS each year; worldwide, the figures are roughly 4 to 8 per 100,000 individuals > so around 30,000\70,000 each year in the whole world.

I hate sociaty.
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Closer to what is the truth is that we produce 2-3% more than we actually consume.
No food is stockpiled.


About that I meant more that talking about X amount of calories is so vague as to be an almost worthless piece of data. It's tells very little in a nutritional sense and pretty much nothing when it comes down to analyzing the production and distribution of food in the world.


I don't go on /pol/ often but I wonder if the ice bucket challenge started because some kike motherfucker got ALS and got butthurt


Another problem when using calories is that those calories are not used in the same way. For example, since fish oil is a fat it has a big load of calories, but it's not used for metabolism and it actually promotes removal of cholesterol, which in some way it would have negative calories. Carbohydrates don't have as many calories as fat, but these are immediately metabolized and a big part of it is also stored as fat in the body.

In some way the same principle may apply to agronomy stuff. You can say people are producing a big load of calories to feed everyone in the world, but what if all those calories are nothing but small amounts of fat that in the end won't satiate the hunger of no one and have little actual nutritional value?

It also bugs me that people say calories instead of kilocalories. It's not the same shit but the misinformation is now too broad to fix.


Sincerely i hadn't heard of that ice bucket challenge until two weeks ago. It feels good to be on a relatively isolated part of the internet.

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 No.71554 [Reply]

What are some good wizardly jobs? So far the ones that I've heard are overnight stocker, security guard, and the obvious work from home jobs.

Are there jobs that don't need college but are more than minimum wage slave jobs? Physical or not, maybe there's some obscure government agency that employs wizards?
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Depends. I'm not talking about working in some trendy place making cocktails with a shaker and that sort of hipster shit. Just some quiet pub pulling pints etc. I don't know, maybe there's a difference between UK and US bartenders.



i can't be the only one who hates that word & hopes it doesn't catch on


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I think trucking would be a good wizard job. Spend most of your time on the road sitting in the cabin of a tractor-trailer. Chat with people with your CB if you feel the need to talk with someone.


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Similar to what you posted, I think being a train operator might be cool, if you worked on a long-distance freight train.


I actually work as a janitor/cleaner in a school, and it's an awful job for a wizard.

Constantly having to say hello or excuse me to teachers and partake in other general chit-chat, conversations with your boss and during the summer/winter break the entire school needs to be cleaned very thoroughly, the old wax needs to be stripped and new wax applied, which involves working and communicating with the other workers. And whenever it snows you have to come in very early to shovel it, and depending on how big the area your school encompasses, the more work this is.

And while the work may be simple, there is a lot of it and it quickly becomes overwhelming. I hate my job.

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