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 No.70487 [Reply]

You can change your default facial expression permanently and it will make you more attractive.

I used to keep my mouth open slightly all the time (caused by problems with mucus in my nose when I was younger), which made me look like a mouth breather. Now it's always closed with a bit of a frown. I've noticed people striking up conversations with me and saying "hi", which is abnormal. I changed it in only a few days. You just have to get a feel for your facial muscles and you'll fix it easily. I never thought anything of my problem before, because I'm a bit of an aspie.
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 No.70496

Are you saying that I can keep my mouth open so people won't approach me?

Thanks.

 No.70501

>>70496
It's not that they will stop approaching you, they'll just think you're retarded.

 No.70517

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Since I don't use the muscles in my face I can't smile anymore.
If I try it's and awkward looking smile then after 5 seconds the muscles start twitching and I look like a psycho.
Actually that goes for all expression, since I can't really move my face people just assume I'm cold/emotionless/depressed etc. It got me into trouble during picture time at a family reunion.

 No.70518

>I used to keep my mouth open slightly all the time (caused by problems with mucus in my nose when I was younger), which made me look like a mouth breather.

I'm still this way, the speech impediment adds a nice touch to it also.

 No.70521

It's OK to not smile because the reflex comes from defensiveness. Smiling to make people feel better is not natural, but when you're trying to get someone to leave you alone, you end up bearing your teeth which is based on what a smile is. Cultural conditioning makes this indirectly insulting gesture acceptable and re-writes it to mean “showing people you aren't a threat” since you see so many strangers a day in urban settings. I'm pretty sure indigenous people in actual harmony with their communities aren't smiling at each other all day; it would serve no purpose. People who are fine with one another don't smile. They may have enough trust in each other to do difficult things together, and the anxiety of those difficult situations could trigger semi-smiling or laughter, especially if they challenge gets resolved or almost didn't. A smile looks fake because either there is no real challenge mutually understood by all parties, or general misunderstanding between parties, where the fake smiler is giving away they've suddenly become aware of this. A smile is dropped once a person broadcasting "there's something you're not getting" is not having it reciprocated by the same gesture, which means to you're reptilian brain "You are in the wrong tribe, run!"



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 No.70471 [Reply]

Which celebrity's death in the past 30 years has affected you the most?

I felt genuine sorrow when I heard that Christopher Hitchens passed away. Seemed like one of those guys that was immortal.

If you can't think of any, then which celebrity's death do you think will affect you when they die?

I'll probably be pretty sad when William Shatner or Leonard Nimoy dies.
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 No.70495

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Robert De Niro

 No.70497

George Carlin cause I can't enjoy any new material from him.

 No.70503

>>70492
>Trying so hard to fit in by pretending that you don't care about anyone.

Epic, kiddo.

 No.70505

Phillip Seymour Hoffman

He's a fat depressed dork, just like me!

 No.70520

Hitchens, because of how his illness unfolded. It's rare you get to see a person with so much culture, experience and wit transform himself in a matter of months into a frail old man and then disappear forever.

Other than that, there's The Old Nite, Georges Carlin and Nujabes who come to mind.



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 No.69721 [Reply]

There has been a lot of arguing on here about different names for different groups of people. How close do you think this is to the truth?
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 No.70237

>>70196
Is an outsider an incubus?

 No.70238

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>>70237

No, this is an outsider.

 No.70467

>>70209
Not really. I want to make a lot of money so I don't have to worry about becoming a hobo, and can enjoy my life without any worry…just eating good food, fapping to good p0rns, watching anime, collecting action figures, and funding the creation of android sex bots. Also, if you are rich + a good degree + speak Japanese fluently + under 35 you can move to Japan. I'm sure most wizards or wizard apprentices would agree that not having to worry about money would make life much easier and much more enjoyable. I could care less about monetary success for parties and succubi like normal fags.

 No.70516

>>70201
The thing is that successful is an already defined term. You can't pull shit out of your ass and say they're the new definition of the term now, neither you can say the definition is subjective because that wouldn't define anything at all. You're retarded at words and your chart is still shit.

 No.70519

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>>70516
>The thing is that successful is an already defined term

Yes, and success is the state of achieving a goal. Nothing more, nothing less.

>You can't pull shit out of your ass and say they're the new definition of the term now, neither you can say the definition is subjective because that wouldn't define anything at all


You seem to be confused with the word "success", so I'm going to link you the first definition that pops up on google. See pic related.

I really don't get why you're attempting to argue semantics with me when you have such a deeply flawed understanding of the English language. I would recommend buying a dictionary.



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 No.67396 [Reply]

How would your life be different if you were born female?
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 No.70374

>>68994

But all/most girls want to be a bag of bones.

 No.70498

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I was in a housefire when I was a kid that left me with scars on my face and some of my body. They're pretty gross and I will always be hideous. I always thought it would be worse if I was a girl because then pretty girls would insult me to my face rather than behind my back.

Then fucking Katawa Shojou comes out and apparently every guy on the Internet wants to bang a depressed burn victim if she's got a cute smile and a slit. I get that if she was 3D and had realistic gross scars they wouldn't feel that way, but it still bums me out.

tl;dr would be everyone's waifu apparently.

 No.70502

I don't like to think about it.
At best I would have been some awkward succubi who turns into a fujoshi. But there is always the chance that I could have gone full succubi due to actually getting attention from the opposite sex all throughout life.

 No.70508

not that much different? I'd probably be really into knitting or cats or whatever it is that loser women like

 No.70515

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>>70498

Rule 1: Be attractive
Rule 2: Don't be unattractive



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 No.69228 [Reply]

I hate my ancestors for emigrating to the US. I'd be much happier in a central/northern European country where introversion is respected/encouraged, and there is no respect for pushiness, fake confidence, salesmanship and all that other crap that is exalted in the nightmare Anglo-Jewish state called America.
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 No.70452

>>70451
Only in German. But German is a fucking shithole anyway. Full of mudslimes. It really went downhill after WW2

 No.70460

>>70452
I really don't understand how americans think that denying holocaust is punishable anywhere else than in german.

 No.70465

I don't feel resentful towards my ancestors or parents because America (United States) used to be a lot better, but I fucking hate it now and wish I could leave and only come here to visit big cities and resort towns (as a tourist).

I've lived in a few other countries for schooling, but never had the feel that I couldn't leave the house because I was scared except here. Sure, I generally prefer staying indoors anyway, but here I feel genuine fear of going outside. There are so many crazy and scary people in this country, and it seems like acting like a thug and getting giant face and chest (walking without shirt on) tattoos is becoming more and more common. I don't typically give a shit about tattoos, but these ones give me the scary feels.
It's too fucking common that people go bat shit crazy and stab random strangers, do drive by shootings of strangers, or commit a Columbine.

One of the few good things about having a college degree is that immigration follows a point system for a lot of countries, and the degree + being under 30 + learning local languages gives a lot of points though.

I hate America so so much, one of the few things that excites me is knowing that it will become Mexican, and that one day I can finally leave. I 100% understand why it's so much more common for Americans to become terrorists to their own country than other nationalities, not that I would ever become one myself.

 No.70512

>>69228
im a magi living on germanic territory yes this is true being wizard in europe is a lot more easier as i have read the stories of us wizards and this is some horrifying shit about bullying and such. there is bullying and general shit normie behavior in europe but not to that extent as in isa

 No.70514

russia has a huge boris effect (as males live reckless lifes drinking, shit driving, general mafia shit) there are always more females than males at a time. you often see a neetfaggot neck beard with a 8/10 gf because of the above mentioned "boris effect"



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 No.69665 [Reply]

So how is university going for you.

>Go to classes

>take notes
>leave

That's it.

but jesus christ they gave me a fucking class where you always have to speak in front of everyone.

every homework you have to present it in front of everyone and the teacher will tell you what's wrong in your work. fuck me.

Just so you know im not in living in the u.s. so i don't know if you americans have something similar.
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 No.70369

>>70348
force yourself to go to the doctor and then just b urself

 No.70373

>>70348
Drink some alcohol.

 No.70389

Tuesday
>TA for a class (pass out papers if needed and read a book otherwise)
>sit in professor's office for two hours afterwards doing whatever (I don't mind it)
>go to Macroecon that evening and try not to fall asleep

Wednesday
>go to class
>listen to lecture
>sit in prof's office afterwards for two hours (or less if I feel like going home)
>have research meeting afterwards on some days

Thursday
>TA for another class
>sit in prof's office afterwards unless I feel like going home

S'bout it.

 No.70462

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>classes start 5 days after move-in

 No.70513

I was supposed to go to college today, I couldn't even make the first fucking day, all that happened was I arrived and witnessed all the disgusting normies with tank tops and flip flops walking in their new groups of friends talking about normie shit and then I realized that this place was not made for me and then I left, now here I am back where I started



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 No.70473 [Reply]

W-what is a magician?

 No.70475

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Simple. A user of magic.

 No.70509

A magician is a failed normie

 No.70511

      Magician
   /           \
Wizard     Warlock

that's how i think of it



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 No.70472 [Reply]

Does anyone else have a speech impediment due to prolonged isolation?

I immigrated to this country 13 years ago, and I still have a thick accent from my mother tongue. I've hardly developed a vocabulary in the new language and often stumble mid-speech because I've forgotten the word I was going to use.

I have also begun forgetting my first language. The only language I know well at this point is English, simply because it's the one I use online, yet my English accent is absolutely horrible.

 No.70486

What is your first language? There is nothing wrong with having an accent.

 No.70488

>>70486
Russian. You're right, there's generally nothing wrong with an accent, but after 13 years it should be completely gone or at least barely noticeable.

For example, my brother and sister sound completely native, while I sound as if I just got off the plane.

 No.70500

>>70488
Are your siblings younger? I've seen quite a few people who moved here from abroad ages ago, and they never really lost the accent. I think that after a certain age it is more difficult to fully adapt. But yes, it may be due to lack of communication too.

 No.70506

>>70500
I'm actually the youngest sibling, which makes my predicament even sadder.

My sister has a boyfriend and has finished college and my brother is married with 2 kids.

The hardest part is seeing people around you succeed and move up in life while you're left behind.



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 No.70455 [Reply]

So after dropping out of college last year to make it on my own, I've decided to go back to college because I'm a failure (surprise surprise!)

I'm 25 years old and after calculating everything, I have a minimum of 2 years left if everything goes perfectly. That means I'll be at least 27 when I graduate. I'll be 27 while living with my parents and going to college with 18 year olds. I wasted so much time as a NEET with aspirations, and I havent accomplished anything in that time. The worst part is that I don't even enjoy the major I'm going to take, it's just the safest thing available (computer science). It's a difficult major too, I'm not even sure if I'll make it. I just want to die, really.

Can anyone relate to me? Anyone 25+ still in undergrad? Anyone absolutely hate college but must go because they have no other options?
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 No.70485

>>70480
Good luck, anon.

>>70481
There were many older people in my uni before I dropped out. I don't think anyone should let their age get in the way, and it's not like 20s/30s is that old either.

 No.70489

I'm 24 and I'll be 26 when I graduate. What's funny is that I look 18, which is usually a bad thing, but it just helps me blend in with everyone else. College is a little different though, because it's not out of the ordinary to see people who are 35+. Plus, everyone 20-30 blends in for the most part anyways.

I know exactly how you feel about wasting time. I feel like I'm lagging behind everyone else. I was thinking about joining the military when I finish, just so I could some experience to look back on when I'm older and as something that will set me apart from my peers. I don't really care about becoming a normalfag with friends and relationships anymore, but I'd rather jump off a bridge than continue living as the weak person I've always been.

 No.70499

>>70481

>"Am I really going to sacrifice 2 years of my life into something I don't even like? And even then, with my degree of computer science, I'm still going to work in a dead end job which you could have gotten if you didn't go to college or a career that involves computer science which you don't even like in the first place.


I ask myself this question everday. I really don't know what else to do. Ive taken a couple of different majors (business, health science, biology), but non of them interest me. I chose a computer field because I'm on computers all day anyway. But really, I'm not looking forward to it at all. I don't have any real passions either, so I cant simply do what I like (I do love music, but there's no money in that). I'll just have to suck it up and hate my life every day so I can survive, while trying my best to distract myself from reality. At least I'll have money to buy drugs. Thanks for the reply.

 No.70504

I'm 25 and in undergrad, and yeah it's not really that big of a deal. Lots of my classmates are around my age, lots are older. it's only first year intro courses that are only 18 year olds IME.

 No.70507

>>70499

My university has a program that's called mymajormatch. It helps you find a major that is within your interests, or what's left of your interests. It's a forced program that all undergraduates must do. I'm surprised your university doesn't have a program like that because it could generate more revenue for that.



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 No.69454 [Reply]

Do any of you stay in shape? I'm pretty sure nobody here is a body builder that works out all the time? But does anybody here watch what you eat or even do moderate exercise just to stay healthy?

I started jogging multiple times per week and do physical exercise at home just so I don't become a complete neckbeard. I have every single trait of a neckbeard except I'm in decent shape after doing this for 1.5 years. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I became fat.
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 No.70476

>>70436
>I work out to reduce depression
You see? You already hit that point long ago.

 No.70477

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I bought a vintage Japanese road bike today. I've been searching for a road bike for months now, and I finally found the right deal, but summer is almost finished here so I lost out on a lot of beautiful early morning and late night bike rides.

I'm also planning on doing more body weight exercises, mainly to fill out my skinny upper body. I think I'll make it to a month this time, as opposed to three weeks like last time.

 No.70478

>>70477
>I bought a vintage Japanese road bike today
That sounds pretty damn hipster

 No.70479

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body-scrub, and on the face, an exfoliating gel-scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on fourteen minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

 No.70484

>>70478
I can't afford much, but I'm proud about my purchase.



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 No.69103 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

a true wizard does not fap.

that's the reason this site is full of 'wizards' who are actually weak shits pretending to be wizards.

you're all just average faggots, so know your place you fucking pleb and stop calling yourself a wizard.

you don't believe me? get your hands of your dick and you may start to understand the true meaning of wizardry.

we are the ones shaping this world. we are the ones spreading the knowledge of magic. we are the god-ridden creatures wrecking havoc in this shit-filled sea.
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 No.70421

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>>70273
apathy & flight, I do not connect to crime.

>>70295
the nofap community is the best field study there is regarding the effects of nofap.

there are things you can't explain by the placebo effect.

>>70218
it's not about achieving anything. it's about feeling comfortable in your own skin.

stop connecting to something outside of yourself, what you need is a clear focus on things that make you itch, things that make you feel alive.

>>70202
what you need is perseverance. change is made by trying a hundred times, while ignoring the garbage spouting people you're surrounded by.
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 No.70433

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>>70421
Ok, go to bed now /psy/

 No.70434

>>70421
>the nofap community is the best field study there is regarding the effects of nofap.
Best argument against nofap I've heard.

 No.70466

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>>70433
it is food for thought.

being new at cooking, makes me all different kinds of food, some good, some bad.

take what tastes, take what resonates, and leave the rest.

>>70434
I shall express myself for I who does not submit to little minds and their conventions.

be ruled by fear, the fear of sticking out, but do not assume to find yourself in abandoned, magic places.

 No.70470

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I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN CLOUD CUCKOO LAND!



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 No.70103 [Reply]

this is the fight club of our times, go watch it, dont bother with the first one, it isnt as good
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 No.70244

Wait, there are TWO Rampages? I thought by "first" OP meant actual Fight Club.

 No.70247

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>>70126
>Yes my movies are financed with Nazi gold.

>>Okay Uwe, you can make a movie about Postal, just don't kill children on screen.

>Dozen children getting shot by talibans.

Gotta watch Rampage now. Last time I tried I couldn't find a good version, somehow. Or maybe I didn't find subs, can't remember.

 No.70250

man that movie was pretty gay to be honest.

so much bullshit

>pro gay

>pro immigration
>holohoax propaganda
>anti guns
>anti nazi (yet talks about cleansing and having a great society)

the first one was better because it didnt try to brainwash me, i watched that one like 10 times. this one is getting deleted.

 No.70252

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>>70250
not only that but his films are piss poor in every way imaginable… What's amazing is there's an exclusive characteristic to how bad they are: the camera work… Frequent blurring and shaking, wow Boll you're such an original, so artistic…

I remember marathoning his films in a stream once and if it weren't for an active chat the experience would have been hell.

pic unrelated - it's a good film i recently saw.

 No.70464

10/10



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 No.70444 [Reply]

In this thread, we share things we learn today whether it be from university, self-study, or NEET studies.

In Developmental Psych, I've learned that teaching young children about the turtle technique helps them control their anger by having them retreat to a quiet place and have a place to vent before rejoining their previous location.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGHzv_PF-hc

Also, the earlier you get a child out of neglecting care, the less damage they will get over there years. Under 6 month year old babies are preferable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOS3jBy3bl4

A video of Romani children at an orphanage.

I'll post more developmental psych material if wanted.

 No.70453

Please do, dev psych is very interesting.

Can the knowledge we share be anything? I've got some stuff I came across today, but I don't know if I should share it.

 No.70454

I learned that 1/2 inch plywood is actually 15/32nds of an inch.
Sorry, I really don't have any cool knowledge to share.

 No.70456

>>70454
So everyone who buys plywood is being ripped off? You should probably tell someone about this. Get the word out.

 No.70490

>>70453

Yes. I was usually the guy who spent months/years onto clickbait information sites and learned stuff like:

-The blue whale's penis is the largest mammalian penis in the world spanning at 8-10 feet long.
-Pigs can have orgasms up to 15 minutes.
-A common garden snail's penis is 3 times the length of its body. Snails are hermaphodites.
-Female hyenas have a large pseudo penis that is bigger than the actual male hyena's penis.
-the blue raspberry flavor was invented because the red dye that made up the regular raspberry flavor was depleted and blue dye was in excess.

There's easily hundreds of these that I learned.



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 No.69638 [Reply]

How many of you are wizard by choice? Ever since the first sex ed in 5th grade I have been absolutely terrified of sex. The more I learn the more scared I get of it. Herpes and HPV for instance seem virtually guaranteed even with a condom. Level 31 here going on strong…
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 No.70333

I think I am love-shy, like being terrified of getting too intimate with girls.

But recently I think more about it, maybe there are also some advantages of being a loner. I still did pretty well by being alone, mostly worried because what society would think.

But as you said, I've avoid diseases, or getting involved with the wrong girl, and worse things.

I read somewhere, unmarried people live a bit longer.

 No.70342

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>watch normalfag brother grow up and be mistreated by women
>find out he got herpes from some edgy Wiccan bitch (he's a Christian now he was Wiccan herpes lel)
>realize I want to be nothing like him
>a big part of his personality is being a huge tool/orbiter for succubi
>never bother with women for the rest of life

 No.70344

I got HPV its not a big deal just genital warts then it goes away and most girls are vaccinated anyways.

 No.70350

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>>70330
>i realize i would be an awful partner and my lifestyle is too alien and incompatible with social relations of any kind.

I feel the same. I don't think I could find someone who accepts the fact that I have my "social shutdowns" and need to be left alone every now and then.

 No.70450

>>70312
You are literally inside another person, it's hard to get more intimate than that.
>>70344
How did you get HPV?



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 No.68424 [Reply]

Is there still any stuff that makes you cheer up?
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 No.69791

>>69790

>upgrading my pc


fix

 No.69795

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Painting my 1:600 scale miniatures.

 No.70440

>>69795
You should post pictures of them! I mostly paint 28mm minis, but I have a couple DC Eaglemoss statues in the mail and I miiiight repaint them if they look ugly fifteen feet away and on a shelf.

 No.70443

Pot

 No.70449

>>70443
Put me in a room with a PC, internet, and endless supply of pot and I will happily live out the rest of my days there.



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