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No. 89725 [Reply]

Comparitive Nations to be a wizard which is worse UK or US?

US: Harder to get welfare, hypergamous women

UK: Forced to live with your parents or forced to pay empty bedroom taxes, Hatespeech laws affecting internet usages, more expensive computer parts.

Anyway that's what I've heard


You brits live with 50 pounds a week? This works if you live with your parents, i guess, but what happens if you're out on the streets?

The above issue notwithstanding, there's an article floating somewhere about officials wanting to cut welfare spending.


> forced to pay empty bedroom taxes
What the hell is this?

As much as I hate to say, probably UK. UK may have shitty laws but if you're hellbent on being NEET you're gonna be fucked in the US. Even after full-time wage slavery you might still have to get roommates



It's not actually a tax, it's just refered to as such.

When you're on welfare in the Uk, the government will pay your rent (called housing benefit). But if the place you live have any spare bedrooms, they will deduct how much money they give you towards the rent, and you have to pay the rest yourself.


Hate speech law haven't effected me yet and basically every country but the US has them, and why are computer parts more expensive?
I was kicked out and was offered a hostel in north England, the council (local government) pays for absolutely everything.

I don't know much about the US welfare system, but from the people I've talked to, it seems just as easy over there to get welfare.


>but from the people I've talked to
>talked to
Normalfag fuck off.

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No. 89373 [Reply]

Anyone else think abortion is disgusting?
I'm not religious by any means, and obviously i'm not a woman, but I imagine if I ever had a child I couldn't kill it as it fucking grew inside of me, that shit sounds awful.

I know it's good for society in some ways because poor kids commit a lot of crime and typically poor women have abortions, but I just think they're truly heartless for doing it..
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This. If it wasn't for abortion we'd be swarming with blacks in the US. Now I'm sure you upper class white hikkis here won't think that's a bad thing, but when you actually leave your house and have to deal with them you'll change your mind on the matter soon enough.

>Since 1973 Black women have had about 16 million abortions. Michael Novak had calculated "Since the number of current living Blacks (in the U.S.) is 36 million, the missing 16 million represents an enormous loss, for without abortion, America's Black community would now number 52 million persons. It would be 36 percent larger than it is. Abortion has swept through the Black community like a scythe, cutting down every fourth member."

>On average, 1,876 black babies are aborted every day in the United States
>Minority women constitute only about 13% of the female population (age 15-44) in the United States, but they underwent approximately 36% of the abortions
>"Several years ago, when 17,000 aborted babies were found in a dumpster outside a pathology laboratory in Los, Angeles, California, some 12-15,000 were observed to be black."

inb4 I get banned despite breaking no rules



oy vey?




It occurs in many gregarious species, and presumably persists because homosexual individuals still are functioning members of the group. A gay wolf still hunts, a gay goose still.. Does whatever the hell geese do. Also, in species where homosexuality is not uncommon, young are typically reared by groups of 3 or more: the parents, and one or two other individuals basically playing Uncle.


It's Fun!
Is there any greater utility than that?


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No. 87668 [Reply]

Its not a cool secret club, out of the view of normals we are bottom of the barrel, yet this shit pops up?`
I seriously hope this a troll
It's from TUMBLR btw.
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It's kind of a weird picture, but it's accurate. A wizard is a 30 year old virgin. Nothing else. By that definition, most of you are not wizards.

It's true this site has turned "wizard" into more of a synonym for a NEET or hikkikomori, but that's a creation of this site. The male only requirement has more in common with wizard as defined from 4chan, but even is more based on the assumption that females don't stay virgins till 30 (which isn't always true even if males are more often virgins that late).

I would probably be banned from this site based on my lifestyle and social interactions, yet I am an actual kissless handholdless wizard, so there you go.


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>it's accurate
>I would probably be banned from this site based on my lifestyle and social interactions, yet I am an actual kissless handholdless wizard
You're a failed normalfag, not a wizard. Learn the difference. And go back to /r9k/ if you want to be smug about your "lifestyle" - I am 100% certain you will not be able to contain your desire to offer patronizing normalfag advice at some point, and will get very butthurt when it is sneered at. So why not save yourself the trouble and go back where you belong with the other "cyborgs."


Are you people really this easy to troll? Damn you niggas are brittle.

In most of these images, the fonts don't even line up. They're clearly 'shops.

Fuck. There's a reason you guys can't get laid, you're dumb as bricks m8s. I'm going back to /wiz/


These are the same 20 or under dumbfucks who lament "I'm 20 and don't have nogf mah life over!".
They're too young and stupid to even know how old chans worked, fuck them.

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No. 89875 [Reply]

That feel when you will never afford to travel to Japan.

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No. 89611 [Reply]

There's just no winning. Even when sexbots are finally created succubi will declare that sex with them is rape and make it illegal.
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>sex positive feminist
If I could kill everyone who has ever described themselves with these words, I would do it without any hesitation.


This makes me so disgusted. It's just foul how literally ALL women are whores.


I want all feminists to spontaneously combust.


They're actually not. It's just that in the rural or more war-torn areas, Might Makes Right so anyone that can be made property is property.

That includes you, fuccb0i.

If you go to, like, Dubai or something, women aren't respected but they're not property either. You don't literally own them.

also back on hte thread in general
tedx means nothing, they're completely open and anyone can say anything they want. it's got the intellectual soundness of wordpress.com

and I don't mean any specific wordpress sites, I mean wordpress as a whole domain


I bet it didn't stop aussies fapping to lolicon though.
Even if illegally, men will be able to fuck loli robots once they're out there, no jelly useless sow can stop it.

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No. 89868 [Reply]

>University student
>sharing an apartment with 2 girls
>8 months living together, barely see them, do my best to avoid them
>When we do see each other one them tries to make small talk
>The other one is a bit of autist too, like me, or maybe she's just sick of me and won't try
>anyway, wake up
>see a bitch in the hallway
>she's wearing a bathrobe
>I've fucked up in the past so I'm ready this time
>I say "morning" first
>but unfortunately, I stutter and fuck up the tone of my voice
>she says "morning" back
>doesn't bother to smile at me

Remember the first time this happened, she said "have a great day" and gave me a big smile


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>living with 2 girls
>saw girl in a bathrobe IRL
>talked to a girl

Fucking normalfag scum…


>I say "morning" first
>stutter and fuck up the tone of my voice

This Feel… it happens almost every time I speak IRL…
This is why a NEETlair is the only safe place for an abnormal such as myself, in this apocalyptic normalfag world.


Not like it's by choice

If I had the option I would have preferred to live with guys (or if I had the money, live on my own)

They've seen more than I have
>Coming out of the bathroom after a shower
>Towel around my waist
>Whore just came out of the opposite room
>We both just stop and stare at each other (she's probably waiting for me to step into the hallway first and walk to my room, being polite)
>I close the bathroom door and stay in there for another 5 minutes

It's painful because I know she's trying (or at least was) to be friendly, fuck, I could have had friends, female friends

>talked to a girl

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No. 89855 [Reply]

>you will never be this manly

feels bad man. while Chad and Brad are off breaking hearts and making millions on their myriad adventures into the unknown, we're here on wizardchan.org.


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Never be this manly?
I can think of a way

incel rage
school full of normalfag douchebag Chads and whores
re-claiming our lost masculinity and becoming a manly frog once again

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No. 89552 [Reply]

I just woke up from a nightmare in which I was in a college classroom (or maybe a high school classroom, since I'm a failure who has never actually been in college before and the images and emotions in the dream were based off of traumatic high school memories), in some kind of feminist class, and I was the only male there, a fat ugly awkward virgin neckbeard, surrounded by "perfect nerd grils," the types who are attractive and popular and get straight-A's and know how to play piano and violin and play sports and take every extracurricular available offered by the school and are "writers" that write daily articles on internet blogs from a gurrl's perspective and think they are comediennes, usually annoying and pseudointellectual.
The teacher was a short fat short-haired glasses-wearing ~50 year old woman who was really nice and friendly and sweet to all the girls in the class, but passive-aggressive or outright hostile toward me, and frequently made jokes at my expense, to which every single girl in the class laughed at me for being the "dumb male." Generally it felt as though she was teaching the rest of the class, and not me, I was just a gerbil test subject on display for the rest of the classroom to be amused at my expense.

Near the end of the class, the teacher excitedly told the girls that she has one last thing as a surprise for them. She opens the door, and Chad Thundercock and Brad Douchebag and some J.B.-lookalike skinny teen pop idol sex symbol walk in, with gelled hair, shirtless, lean and toned perfect celeb bodies, dancing like male strippers (but not in a gay way; they were clearly enjoying the worship of these feminist whores), and every female in the class cheers. I sit there, ugly, fat and sweaty, feeling envy, feeling shame and disgust for myself, feeling like complete and utter garbage. "Finally a real man in the classroom!" To these whores, I wasn't even seen as a man. I was just garbage. Worthless garbage.
The three Hot-Boyz, during their act, surround me and just stand there dancing around me, as if to emphasize how out-of-place and unwanted I am, as though to imply "one of these guys is not like the others, one of these guys doesn't belong…" and the entire class of whores laughs and points at me. These three alpha male bad-boy sex symbols are dancing around me, objects of desire and worship, and there I am sitting in the middle, an object of scorn and mockery and failure, Feeling humiliated, feeling like the Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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> one day our parents will die, and this will no longer be possible at all. That is when the normalfag authorities will drag us out of our NEETlairs by force, and back into reality, where we will be forced to either die, or fight [and then die, because we can't fight, which is why we are failure abnormals in the first place.

my biggest fear man, i dont want to go on the hobo


>I fucking hope so
You hope I fuck a rhino-sized dog? me tooi was on bottom btw

>my dream was largely based off of my observed reality;
Have you considered that your observations are faulty and your perception is wrong?
I've been to college and it's simply not like that. At all. Sorry m8. You're Wrong.

>The dream was only an exaggerated version of what is already apparent in reality: that we are genetic garbage that could never compare to Chad.

Chad doesn't exist, and to not compare to an imagined ideal does not make you "genetic garbage". I can only assume that you have a piss-poor understanding of genetics or selection, let alone anything else in the real world outside your dreamscape.

And seriously, there is no society of Chads out to get you, nor will female professors and peers set up elaborate traps just to laugh at you.

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Ugh, here we go again with the normalfag advice fuckery.

/v9k/, what is happening to you? Have the normalfags invaded you too? Is nowhere safe? Is nothing sacred?


>Chad comes in
>"Have you ever even tried before? Just stop being so beta. Have you ever even tried?"

Yes, I tried. I try everyday to try but no matter how hard I try I can't leave this chair. Save to go to the bathroom or get something to eat. I've tried.


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Get out.

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No. 89856 [Reply]

I posted on here before about trying to kill myself.

Well i failed.

I almost died, i felt dizzy light-headed etc. My method was hanging.

I have no idea how people follow through.
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>mfw I want to be dead, but at the same time I don't wanna die.

I groan at the contradiction I'm making. I have no idea how they go through it either. Either they don't fully understand just what they're doing is enough to kill them, or that they want to die no matter what.

It's just that if i die, I just hope it's via painlessly and I hope that it's not scary. I would kill myself, but we don't have any way of doing that without it being convoluted and the risk of pain is high, so we're usually stuck with brutal methods such as hanging or putting ourselves in front of a speeding train.


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I'm more scared of trying.


I was standing next to a stereo speaker. Felt light-headed and numb then i just sat down almost didn't make it.
I feel ya i still want to die though, my life is horrible.


I'm very sorry to hear that OP…

Well, look on the bright side, at least you didn't fail after the point-of-no-return at which you would have to live the rest of your life with brain damage too incapacitating to ever finish the job…


1) Either drop from a great height so you break your neck, and instantly die.


2) Or you must cut off the blood supply to your brain, you will be unconscious in 15 seconds, death in 10 minutes.

DO NOT CONSTRICT THE AIRWAY! This is an extremely painful way to die and you will be struggling for air.


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No. 89459 [Reply]

I wish I had a friend.
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I have an online friend but, probably because I feel quite detached from other people, I only waste time in some chit chat like you would make on an anonymous board.

Am I wrong?
Is friendship something more than this shallowness or is life really so bleak?

I feel I am, I hope I am.


If you want to talk philosophy or something, ask him.
If you want diversity in your interaction play a game, open up one of those online video streaming websites and watch a movie together, join an online tabletop RPG session together etc. yes, i just described what i fantasize doing with my future friend

It's ugly to say, but if you don't click, try getting someone that appeals to you more, and when that doesn't do it for you and you've tried it with even more people, only to realize that the issue isn't with them , but with you (i just described the life of a random 3d slag), try to get help/change yourself.


Not really no, we know the limits of /soc/ shit pretty well here, we're here to escape that, the whoring around, the normies, the everything. But it doesn't mean we're here to escape any human contact and plenty of anons are lonely so it's really a clear line that we draw here "make friends" nothing more. Sure that kind of person is good in general to keep the atmosphere of a board, but sometimes it's just annoying, it's well within the board or the chan's spirit but it's still too "normalfag" for some, you'll always get someone to say fuck off normie so I find them annoying for the most part.

It depends on the friend, with some you might have a deeper friendship with some it'll just be idle chatter to keep each other company and because you don't need much else from each other. If you want your friendship to go deeper with him, go ahead, try it, maybe he doesn't want to, maybe he's clumsy, make a move if you want your friendship to change. It's not always deep and serious as it's not always light and care-free. Find a balance with your friend.


Everyone who posts here should be banned then, since this site is used for socializing.

Anyone who posts here is not a true Wizard Man, living alone in his hermit cave with nary a connection to the outside world. You have an internet connection, do you know how normalfaggy that is? If you were a real wizard, you wouldn't have so much as a permanent address.


I've been actively involved in a social circle for about a year now. It sucks, I wanna go back to being a loner but don't know how

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No. 89301 [Reply]

How Holy Men dealt with Great Temptation

It is well-known by many holy men and women of God, that the holier one is and the more pious one strives to be, the more the Devil will seek to tempt you. This was no different than many of the great saints we venerate today. I will profile three of these saints in this posting, and show how they were tempted, and how they dealt with it. These men are Saint Francis of Assisi, Saint Bernard of Clairvaux, and Saint Benedict.

Saint Francis of Assisi knew well the temptations of the body and how they interfered with the desires of the soul. Because the body is made to carry burdens, and sometimes is sluggish and needs to be beaten, St. Francis called it Brother Ass. In his early years in the 1200s, Francis was often tempted, sometimes almost unbearably. To overcome this temptation, he sometimes rolled around in the snow. This must have an effect similar to getting a cold shower, except it is probably a lot colder. When there was no snow and St. Francis was strongly tempted, he would throw himself onto thorn bushes. This would tear his skin and cause him to bleed. St. Francis understood the dangers of temptation, and avoided them at all costs.

From the book "A History of the Church: from the birth of Christ to the present time", written in 1834 by Charles A. Goodrich, the author describes the lengths to which St. Bernard of Clairvaux would go to avoid temptation. It states: "Such was his austerity, that happening one day to fix his eyes on a female face, he immediately reflected that this was a temptation, and running to a pond, he leaped up to his neck into the water, which was of an icy coldness, to punish himself and vanquish the enemy."

St. Benedict, the founder of Western monastic life, was also tempted thoroughly by the Devil. Yet, with grace, he was able to overcome his tempter. The following information was found on EWTN.com's website, and is quoted from "Lives of Saints", Published by John J. Crawley & Co., Inc:

Benedict, like the Desert Fathers, had to struggle with temptations of the flesh and the devil. One of these struggles is described by Gregory. "On a certain day when he was alone the tempter presented himself. A small dark bird, commonly called a blackbird, began to fly around his face and came so near him that, if he had wished, he could have seized it with his hand. But on his making the sign of the cross, Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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You have a point there, but I'm not trying to be a monk or anything, I still wanna bust nuts, lucky for me I don't need a real girl for that.



…some people get off from such masochism.


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damn these guys were bros

It's funny that holy men like Jesus and the Buddha always have stories of hot succubi tempting them before their enlightenment or ascension.


I don't get tempted around women though???

and it's not as though not fucking makes you a better human being or anything, just as fucking doesn't make you better either

whether you fuck or not is pretty irrelevant and not something to concern yourself with


I'd rather just masturbate.

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No. 89532 [Reply]

ITT: non white feels

>tfw white/asian people keep staring at me when shopping

>tfw will always be the odd one out

If you are white or a /pol/tard please ignore/hide this thread
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I'm assuming you're an East-Asian apprentice.

People like us are in a fucked situation.
My parents decided that living in the South was a great idea, and I'm reminded of how much I don't belong everyday.
Despite this my parents still thought it necessary to raise me with Asian values because of 'muh traditions', but unfortunately if you're raising a child to be a passive, defer to authority, keep your head down and hit the books type drone in a society where all that means jack shit and being a extroverted, go-getting socialite means everything then you are setting that kid up for complete failure.

Not a day goes by that I think about what my life would be like if my parents didn't leave the home country. Maybe I would attain something like normalcy. Well, probably not. But hell, I don't even desire to be normal. Just the ability to integrate with society enough to not stick out like a sore fucking thumb would be good enough.


>not being white


>tfw spic
>tfw accepted among other spics no matter how fat or ugly you are
It's a good feeling.


fucking mods, delete this thread now, only whites on wizardchan pls, we dont need these non-white savages always looking for a fight


thsi guy is the fucking best and i wish i had his job

>tfw half-black but no glorious smooth carribean voice

i say carribean because of my lineage

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No. 89497 [Reply]

>walk miles from classes every day
>get home, take shower
>don't have to be anywhere, so I just sit in my room, with my towel around my waist
>brother comes in to tell me something
Can someone tell me a related story of their own? Please, this happens fucking constantly, and I've been trying to lose the weight for more than a year now.
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The problem is that you keep forcing this shit on other people as if it's as easy as breathing air.
It's hardly better than saying "jus b urself"

This /fit/ stuff seems so rampant suddenly so it feels like you want to shove it down everybody's throat at any chance.


Whole lotta broscience in here. Sugar itself is unhealthy, but is hardly the only thing that makes you fat. And fibre is largely responsible for smooth functioning of your tract, it has little to no nutritional value.

But otherwise, yes, just stop eating so much fucking sugar goddamn guys really just lay off the damn sweets. sugars and carbohydrates (they're functionally similar) have the highest calorie count by mass, and are the worst for your body chemistry.

Your body is like a fire. literally in some respects, in that you actually do literally burn nutrients for energy, it's part of why you need oxygen actually Carbs and sugar are like tinder, you need a little to get it started, but burning a big stack of dry twigs and leaves is going to make a big roaring fire that doesn't last very long. You need larger branches to sustain it (protein and vitamins) and preferably a big fuel log (fats) to keep it going even longer.

By eating so much sugar, you are basically taking that fire and dumping leaves and twigs into it forever. It's far from optimal, and is a little bit dangerous.

Basically the dude is right, lay off the sugar. It'll probably help your acne, too. Eating a more balanced diet will also give you more energy throughout the day, just like you can leave a properly set fire going all day and practically need to smother it to put it out.

>eating anything other than ramen and pepperoni sticks is "normalfaggotry"
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the /fit/ stuff is only "rampant" because health concerns fill a lot of threads here. Acne, being fat, being ugly, etc. (a large component of attractiveness is health, believe it or not(inb4 someone posts a pic of a burn victim or downie as if every "ugly" person has one eye an inch higher than the other or some shit))

And it's not "jus b urself", there's loads of information on how to eat properly, how to cook, cheap/free ways to exercise, etc. You're only writing it off as comparable to "jus b urself" because you don't like the thought of taking responsibility for your situation, let alone that any part of your situation is feasible to change.

And for the record, I've never seen anyone genuinely give "jus b urself" as real advice. I've only heard it from here, on /r9k/, etc. Never from an actual life coach or therapist or what-have-you. PUA, MRA and men's health/self-help materials certainly don't say that either, most of those have a core message of "What you're doing right now is probably wrong, maybe you should try something else"


It's not "bro science," it is simple fact. As you inadvertently acknowledged in your analogy about fire. There is nothing but evidence linking sugar consumption to obesity.

A diet high in fiber helps your digestive system function properly, btw.

Also, the reason the link between obesity and sugar consumption is not well-known except among nutritionists and people who apply logic is because sugar is addictive - ie. a lot of profit to be made adding it to food.

And that's not a conspiracy theory - look into the largest lobbyist companies (read: bribers) in the US, there's a big connection to sugar/corn syrup right there. And guess who's the head of the FDA these days and where he came from.


>A diet high in fiber helps your digestive system function properly, btw.
That's exactly what I said fuccb0i, but it's not magic. Most of what it does is hold stuff together so it can be processed more effectively. It doesn't have nutritional content on its own, and it definitely doesn't magically make you drop weight if you eat more of it. Stop getting your dietary information from Special K and Cheerios commercials. If you're healthy, you should be shitting all that fiber right out.

>There is nothing but evidence linking sugar consumption to obesity.

It's not only sugar that makes people fat, though. You still need some amount of sugar in your diet, like from fruit or grain. Refined cane sugar and heavily modified starches aren't good for you, but they're not fatal and still fill the role of other sugars/carbs. Just terribly inefficiently compared to natural sugars and carbohydrates.

If you wish to lose weight, you can't just "cut out sugar" and drop weight like bags of sand. That's simply not how your body works. Atkins was a fad, m8. If you want to lose weight, you have to spend more calories than you take in so your body will burn off fat. That's the gist of it. You still need your vitamins, minerals, protein and carbs, so you still have to eat a little.

>Also, the reason the link between obesity and sugar consumption is not well-known

What? It's incredibly well-known that sugar is calorie-dense. Fuck outta hear.

>And that's not a conspiracy theory

corn subsidies are totally a thing but
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No. 89839 [Reply]

> Currently rooming with my older sister and two of her co workers
> Sister dotes on me like crazy , like to the level of confidence killing patronising
> On of her co's is a total bitch who gets on everyone's case. Seldom does shit except when things finally get ridiculous or she wants something, pulls the white glove the moment anyone else does anything.
> Other is her co's moody bf
> One day I finally have night to myself, accidentally explode ham and cheese omelette in microwave. Start panicking
> Usually when something goes wrong, I get at least 2 lectures (Easily 30 min each) from people who assume I haven't figured out something was a bad idea 5 seconds in or have some weird rule they got from work.
> Realize no ones home to lose their shit or lose their shit over everyone else losing their shit. Clean the microwave in like 5 minutes. Can't stop laughing and smiling.
> Nobody ever finds out
> Happiest day I've in easily a month or two. Realized just how pathetic that was the next day.

So /v9k/ have any "so depressing this is a happy moment" stories?

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>tfw poorfag




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>tfw poorfag
>tfw would be richfag in another country


>cant afford the latest tech gimmick
>first world problems

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