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 No.120774 [Reply]

Contain your anger.
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Exactly. Get right with yourself. Other people aren't going to change.


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i'm so angry i am speechless


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>tfw i don't even make 30 thousand a year.


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rage thread?



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>All those donators

But for why? If i knew where she lived I'd smash in all her windows.

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 No.121960 [Reply]

>tfw pleb

Want to know how pleb I really am?

I enjoyed all the Transformer movies, am circumcised and honestly think everyone overblows how bad it is, dropped out of high school after 9th grade, Christopher Nolan batman > any of the Tim Burton trash, use public trackers
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Im a wizard so i dont think so, no.


>am circumcised and honestly think everyone overblows how bad it is

I feel bad for you and every American out there OP.


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I watched Twilight and liked it. The first movie at least. The other ones were kinda boring.

I wish I was a cool vampire.


>I watch big bang theory and actually laugh sometimes.


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 No.121955 [Reply]

>in dream
>stick my dick in a girl
>"this feels like rough fabric"
>wake up
>it was my underwear
>my mind couldn't find vaginafeel.zip
>I will never know what a vagina feels like so I could know that feel every night
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I fap daily, but I still sometimes get them. I've even had them after fapping several times in a day before. It sucks.


That is the price you have to pay for this wonderful gift.


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I also sometimes feel touch etc. in dreams. I never had sex IRL but in most of my erotic dreams I can definitely feel the pussy.


>Shitposting just changes from "FUKIN NORMIE GET DA FUK OUT LMAO"
>to "Bye you got banned :^^^^)))))"
lmao shtimin, great job :-^)))

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 No.121972 [Reply]

>tfw girls my age (22) are already starting to look oldish
>tfw I will never experience prime teen pussy
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OP here. I don't think I will ever have sex. It's just that watching my opportunities vanish without being able to do anything about it is very traumatizing for me. What's wrong with feeling sad about that?

You guys sound like 18 year olds who are too young to have experienced prolonged periods of inceldom, and think it's easy to "jus forget about girls". Going through high school a virgin really is easy. It didn't bother me one bit that I graduated high school a virgin. Graduating college a virgin was much, much worse. At 18 I didn't care about girls at all, thought relationships are a waste of time, and couldn't care less about being a virgin. I just kept thinking "I got my whole life ahead of me. I'll worry about girls later". By 20 I was suicidal because it was finally starting to sink in that girls my age were peaking and I did not have enough time left in my youth to catch up socially in order to ever get a beautiful young gf.

The only way I may possibly be able to get a gf/wife is by putting in a huge amount of effort into bettering my social skills and making money. Then I may eventually be able to get an aging menopausal gold-digger single mom in her 30s. But she would be past her prime and there was a time she was much more beautiful. I would see her pictures of when she was 20, and I would just feel so sad that I missed out on that.

By choice, I will never get a gf who is well past her prime. So becoming too old for prime girls guarantees my lifelong virginity.


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Imagine how I feel, I was interested in girls all the way back since elementary school before all the other kids, and remained a virgin forever, allowing me the opportunity to suffer the longest.
Now I'm a 26 year old half-pedo virgin NEET failure reject of society with no signs of going anywhere in life.

I've had dreams of wanting to get a girlfriend for almost my entire life, but I was a loner with a fear of talking to people so I couldn't make friends, let alone approach a girl. I suffered throughout middle school and high school as I saw all the other kids got girlfriends before me, despite the fact that I had my eyes on them first. By high school I began to realize my horrible virginly fate, and I started to completely give up on life, went from exceptional grades in class to just giving up on my work and failing everything. At age 21 I decided to finally confront my fears and approach a few girls, only to spill my spaghetti and earn a reputation as a creep and have Chad Thundercock personally come up to me and bully me while his girlfriend laughed at me.

This isn't just some bad thing that suddenly happened to me. It has been a long time coming. I've had my dreams built up for more than a decade, only to have it decay over the years as it slowly dawned on me, and finally shatter right in front of me and burst into a million pieces, while Chad arrives to stomp all over it and kick me when I'm down. I've suffered for a long time. I will never be able to get over this. I will NEVER forgive the normalfags for this.


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Why is this post still here, after 10 minutes?

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 No.121937 [Reply]

>7th time i gave up on learning Japanese
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My dad works in Japan, he says your lying ;^P



>Watch anime without subs or dubs

>Play all the Japanese games
>Translate stuff because I have a lot of free time
>forever discouraged, forever a failure

Do you think there's going to be an exit, an exit strategy, a way out? Every single day, "I'll get it done, I'll get it done", But there's no losers as people like us :(


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>try to learn Polish for the 4th time
>give up after a week again


For what purpose? It's even more useless than jap-speak.


Only for fun. If I were intellectual I would have gone with Russian but I'm a pleb so Polish seems right. Polish is also the second language in my country, so it's hardly as useless as Gookrune.

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 No.121962 [Reply]

>weird proportions
>short legs
>wide hips
>big things
>bad pimply skin
>bad dry hair that's impossible to style
>ugly face
>lower jaw overbite
>face is round with no defined jaw
>overall just look like a pathetic manchild that I am
>barely changed for 5 years
>monotone gay sounding voice with a lisp
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It's called an underbite.
But I can top it.

Middle child, two brothers, older is straight Chad, in middle school the sluts would try to get his number through me, and he's pretty intelligent.
Younger is a bit chunkier, but steadily losing the weight, about to head off to college and probably get wasted at least bi-weekly with older, while he learns how to be an engineer.
My siblings will go on to be successes, while I do nothing but disappoint.
At least I inherited my dads love of reading, if nothing else. So I can practice escapism at every opportunity.


Have you tried going to the gym?

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 No.121263 [Reply]

I went through most of high school friendless (I became a complete loner starting at age 15), and I remember being 17 and trying to make conversation with someone for the first time in 2 years. I couldn't believe how autistic I sounded. As I was talking, I remember thinking to myself "I sound just like that one kid who has Aspergers".

I used to talk fairly normally in my childhood, but since then I have sounded a bit "off" when I talk. I'm 22 and I still sound "off". When I talk to someone, I know they think that I'm just a pure retard and that I'm oblivious to the fact that I sound like a retard. But the thing is, my thoughts are normal! I realize I sound like a retard, but I'm unable to talk the same way I think. I sound very weird when I talk, and I realize it, but I can't do anything about it.
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I sorta know that feel.

I sometimes find myself saying things that I did not think.

Usually these are small things like "thank you" or "I'm sorry." When these things aren't appropriate they get interpreted as sarcasm because my voice is flat. I must sound like a really cynical asshole all the time.

It gets worse around women. I'm scared around them and it's like my conscious mind is caught in the middle of a gear shift. And I get more scared because I realize I'm not in complete control anymore, which gives me even less control.


>Usually these are small things like "thank you" or "I'm sorry." When these things aren't appropriate they get interpreted as sarcasm because my voice is flat.

I thought I was the only one.


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I very rarely speak, so my voice is quiet and weak and unstable. When I'm speaking to people, my voice often drops out below audible level for certain parts of the sentence, so it sounds like I'm speaking in disconnected fragments and normalfags just give me a weird confused glance and then walk away without answering me. The rise and fall in my voice is due to a failed attempt to emphasize and add tone and stresses to certain words in the sentence, but because of nervousness and pressure, it just becomes a jumbling rising and falling mess, with many words being toned too low to the point of being inaudible. Anyone know this feel?

Making matters worse, I also often nervously try to speak really fast and jumble up my words because I'm trying to hurry what I'm saying since I fully expect that I will lose their attention and have them walk away or ignore me before I can even finish my sentence.

One normalfag thought I had an "accent" and assumed that English wasn't my only language and thought I was a foreigner from another country, even though I've been living here for my entire life (in isolation). Other normalfags think I am mentally retarded. Many normalfags have assumed I was under the influence of drugs.

Basically I sound weirder than Michael Jackson and people can barely understand me and everybody is creeped out by me and hates me and doesn't want to get near me. And I'm ugly too, with horrible facial aesthetics. I am a genetic abomination disaster catastrophic failure of a human being. I will suffer forever.


I understand completely, it's horrible because how to we even get aroundbthis problem? And when you go to a new job etc.. They automatically tag you as someone not to even bother speaking too


Woops lol auto correct + Being drunk is not the best for typing…. That's another thing >tfw I have 2 be drunk 2 feel normal

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 No.120895 [Reply]

that feel when addicted to fast food

that feel when too lazy to cook yourself

that feel when everything that can be cooked easily and fast tastes bland to you
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>eats fast food
>doesn't like food made fast
wat? nigger just guy some fucking ramen and frozen pizzas


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>tfw addicted to pizza with kebab
>pic related


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>tfw all you eat is frozen pizza's, ramen and fast food junk
>tfw the oven is dirty as fuck and the last time it was used there was a fire in it

I really should clean it because my mom won't, she only eats Jenny Craig meals (which I believe are the nastiest creations ever to be made and I don't know how anyone could eat those) and big ass salads. I'm just so god damn lazy though.


>big ass salads
Does she at least toss them before she eats them?


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>you will never be able to go to a fast food restaurant without being surrounded by mexicans and blacks

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 No.112426 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

>its monday
>be a wageslave

the worst feel
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>But you're gonna have a hard time if you stop working at say five o'clock on the dot despite there's still work like a big shipment.

Oh how I know this feel. Oh, sure, I can clock out if I want, but come the next morning and we're all behind I'll probably be fired.


>games cost 3 times the price
>games can't feature real blood
>games can't feature killing cops
>some other ridiculous censoring I can't remember

I just don't get why anyone would live there.


So where do Australians want to live?



Japan, South Korea, America (Land of the Free) or England

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 No.121695 [Reply]

tfw wizardfriend turns out to be normalfag
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I suspect that a lot of the wizardchan IRC members are raging normies. I'm pretty sure quite a few of them don't even come to the wizardchan site itself.



>know wizard friend even deeper down the rabbit hole than I am
>much uglier and fatter and a little older
>tells me about the gf he got


Ha! The cunt is a ugly landwhale as well


How does that even happen? Neither of you must have been very far down the rabbit hole.

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 No.121731 [Reply]

Does anyone else have some sort of debilitating physical illness/weakness?

A few months ago I was diagnosed with chronic gastritis. About 3 days I week I spend literally all day laying in bed motionless (the alternative is puking my guts out; I tried to act normal for a whole day and threw up 10+ times). My stomach also constantly feels like it's going to explode. Imagine being the most car sick you've ever been while constantly being super stuffed.

My parents are going to kick me out soon since I "can't get my shit together" and I just "lay in bed all day." It's miserable and I don't know what I'm even going to do once I'm on my own. It's funny because before all this happened I always took comfort in knowing that things could always be worse and that I am at the very least physically able. Now I don't even have that. Sorry for complaining to you guys, I just didn't think depression could get worse. Any advice is greatly appreciated.
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my asshole is always dirty, no matter how many times i wipe it, there is always shit on my ass, 10 minutes after i take a shit i will feel shit dribbling out of my asshole again and i constantly have to wipe it


my asshole is always dirty, no matter how many times i wipe it, there is always shit on my ass, 10 minutes after i take a shit i will feel shit dribbling out of my asshole again and i constantly have to wipe it


You should rinse out your anus after pooping instead.


Wow OP, that's a horrific situation you're in.

Maybe you could get on disability NEETbux? I've never done it before but if your condition doesn't warrant it, then I don't know what will.


Sounds like anal leakage. Tighten those muscles in the anus

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 No.121350 [Reply]

ITT: Bruises that won't heal.

>90s or early 2000s

>I'm just a little kid
>in the car with my dad
>With a slight look of disgust on his face "son, don't you want to get your moles removed?"
>"no, mom said they're kisses from angels!"


>in 7th grade
>girl is jokingly asked if she'd go out with me
>"eww! no, he's ugly!"
>jesus christ


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>in irc and had a bottle of jack because its Friday and home alone.
>people in room convince me to post photo of myself
had never been called ugly before. Don't think of myself as the best looking kid but I've seen worse.
>"You're hideous"
>"those teeth"
>"ugly chin"

>never post a photo online ever again


So why don't you get your moles removed? At least you'd be less ugly.

And there's exercises to correct your knees man. And I think there's surgery I think.


Pics? I'm part black so you can't be uglier than me




>>"I'm not trying to be a dick, but what's wrong with your legs? Why are they crooked?"

come on there is really nothing wrong with that (unless he did it in front of other people?)

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 No.121678 [Reply]

>tfw because you're tall and brooding looking people never gave you shit
>and because i never talked a lot people automatically gave me respect
>tfw they dont know im just a shy beta who wants 3.14gf
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New maymay for tall people


At least you're not short.


>tfw 5'10"
>girls longer than me


you want a pie girlfriend? not a cutie pie girlfriend?


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>Artist interpretation of OP's desired self

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 No.121223 [Reply]

Who else here enjoys driving to get away from the depression and the feeling that you are a loser?

Speeding makes me feel good and pus a smile on my face.
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I do this all the time. Go drive for hours blasting hardcore EDM and shouting the lyrics at the top of my lungs. It's therapeutic as fuck mane


>tfw can't drive


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>Music blasting
>windows opened
>Notice I'm flying past people and women in their little piece of shit hunchbacks
>Check the speed I'm currently traveling at
>Limit is 60

I have a hard time not speeding.


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>Speed around in car
>KATSCHINK, can almost feel that yellow/redish light on my face
>month later
>100€ for 22km/h 2fast, was driving 72 in a 50
>also have to spend some hours in a driving school because driving license is not older than 2years
>total costs: 500€


Yeah, as easy as talk 2 ppl and just being urself.

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 No.121864 [Reply]

>Stay up late
>Finally get tired in the middle of the night
>Go to sleep
>Birds have woken up
>They won't shut up
>Feel bad the following day
>Cycle repeats
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Well, why aren't you outside having fun at the beach?


Winter is the best season.


Scratch that. Winter is the best season with the exception of Christmas and my birthday. Loneliest days of the year


I dunno, I really like fall just because of the somber but slightly comfortable atmosphere, it's just starting to become crisp, but not freezing cold.


>not pinning up blankets over your windows so you can sleep in until 5 pm everyday
gg m8

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