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 No.124759 [Reply]

if you were told you were going to die in 3 days

how would you feel?
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 No.124769

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its finally over

 No.124781

>>124759
Do a school shooting on several places.

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 No.124785

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I can't complain, despite our situations we still managed to eat tons of good food, get plenty of sleep, fap to some of the most beautiful woman in the world, play great video games and watch awesome japanese cartoons.

We've already won.

 No.124791

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I'd get a tent and live next to a lake for those days. Bring my books. I'd probably feel a deep peace after panicking



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 No.124735 [Reply]

At a very young age I learned girls are not naturally attracted to me.

Not just some girls… not just most… but virtually all girls are repelled by me in a subtle, indirect way. Their body language. Facial expressions. I have done nothing bad to them except exist. They subconsciously, autonomously avoid and ignore me. They did this when I was in school. They currently do this to me at work.

I try to keep my chin up, but reality keeps knocking me down. I don't get my hopes anymore. The days of me initiating a smile to a female co-worker are long gone. I know you don't see me as a potential mate. I'll leave you alone.

How young?

Second grade.
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 No.124770

Don't think too much about it. Girls are only attracted to the top 10% of males, perhaps even less. The rest are invisible to them.

 No.124775

>>124761

If you're a 4/5/6 and you pursue a 8/9/10 you can have an excellent personality and still a majority of them won't consider you as date material unless you have a lot of money. Will some settle? Of course, but not many of them. You can be their friend, you can be their shoulder to cry on, but you will never be their lover. That's the harsh and difficult truth. Personality can go a long way, but it doesn't go that far unfortunately.

 No.124778

Sigh, so many newfags from r9k here who haven't read the rules, especially rule 2.

Do not discuss your romantic experiences, relationships, or social experiences that are not strictly academic, business, or familial experiences. These types of social experiences are known as neutral social experiences. In neutral social experiences, there is no intent by either party to seek or promote a sexual experience, romantic relationship, or friendship.

 No.124782

>>124763

Women of course. Assertive guys are just by-products of their environment, they're forced to be assertive because they need to be competitive if they want to get laid. They're rewarded by reproducing, giving us a generation after generation of even more assertive men though heritability.

Assertive men are the same men who are far more likely to think in the short-term, act out in violence and make war, making the world a horrific place to live. If you want to find the root of all human misery and suffering in the world look no further than women.

 No.124790

I just detest how they have everything handed to them just because they're female, I've looking since stopped talking to females mostly because I feel this deep hatred in my guts everytime I'm near one.



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 No.123244 [Reply]

>/r9k/

Am I the only one who gets depressed by the very mention of the board?

It used to be a veritable hideout for us wizards and apprentices. I visited it two days ago and, literally, the majority of posts are by female attention whores or giving them attention.

In other words, it's become tumblr.

Just thinking of how good it once was, in comparison to what it is now, depressed me.
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 No.124716

>>124650
>tfw literally 0 friends
>tfw had 1 friend in high school but lost him
A-am I welcome here, wizardchan?

 No.124717

>>124716
If you're insecure and defensive about it, then no. You should know if you belong here.

 No.124718

>>124717
I know that I belong here, I just posted that because I want attention because I never get any in real life

 No.124733

>>124646
>Keep in touch with a total of three people (all guys) who don't party or go do social things
>Last and only friend (and nothing more than friend) I had that was also a girl was in high school
>Can't remember the last time I had a meaningful conversation with a girl my age
Fuck off, normie.

 No.124789

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/r9k/ fucking died. I wish the Internet restricted children from ever visiting.

Nothing but shitpost aftar shitpost.



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 No.124772 [Reply]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f3a_1406624661

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eac_1406774756


>tfw you wake up and thank the lord you were born white.

 No.124788

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=172_1406790986



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 No.124784 [Reply]

>tfw your parents, grandparents and everyone else has Facebook, but not me cause I have no friends.

 No.124786

>having a feel about not having a facebook because everyone else does

Sure is fucking normie in here.

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 No.124605 [Reply]

>22 never been on a date
>little sister and I are arguing
>she says "atleast I'm not going to die without being on a single date"
>tfw those words peirce into your heart and replay in your head every day

God I might just end it tonight wizards
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 No.124754

>>124614
If it is your sister, it isn't rape.

 No.124755

>>124625
Moooom, imouto wont let me tap that booty!

 No.124757

Hahahahah holy shit she fucking owned you bro

 No.124774

When my sister insulted me, I told her to go become a prostitute and fuck black cocks for money. That shut her up quickly :)

 No.124780

Women are so evil they don't even care about their brothers or sons.



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 No.124424 [Reply]

>Get a job
>Its 9 to 5
>8 fucking hours at a desk
>I dont actually know what im meant to be doing and no one seems to need me to do anything
>I cant go on anything but the internal company pages on my web browser
>8 hours of sitting at a desk doing literally nothing
>More depressed then ive ever been because im spending my whole summer at a fucking desk

At least I have a pass I can use to get to the highest floor, if it gets too much I can always climb out of a window while no ones looking

>jus get a job it wil fix u an mek u normal
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 No.124712

>>124586
>>124597
i'm going to apply right now for a job pushing trolleys around, that sounds fucking awesome

 No.124731

Holy shit if I were to work this would be my ideal job. I would bring an mp3 player and listen to podcasts to pass the time. Sadly I dropped out of high school so no job other than utter shit tier would want to hire me.

 No.124737

>>124731
Cart jockeys are considered like the lowest on the totem pole (of course, least extrovert job there) and are given out to unskilled workers. At the place where I worked my fellow cart jockys were a highschool kid, a 35 year old guy who never talked ever except about movies if you brought it up and then would not shut up about them (a legit aspie now that I think about it, probably a wizard, rumours said he lived at home) and a literal retard. If there's one job you could get, it's cart jockey.

 No.124748

>>124737
I would apply for this but I absolutely dread the interview process. Also it's been about 7 years since I've done anything work related. What kind of lies should I make up to fill in that gap? Also can I lie about having a high school diploma?

 No.124771

>>124748
You can lie about whatever, it's a job to push shopping carts around a parking lot. They don't give that much of a fuck, you are a cog in a wheel and might as well be a machine to them.



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 No.121960 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

>tfw pleb

Want to know how pleb I really am?

I enjoyed all the Transformer movies, am circumcised and honestly think everyone overblows how bad it is, dropped out of high school after 9th grade, Christopher Nolan batman > any of the Tim Burton trash, use public trackers
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 No.124730

>>124721
>>124721
I want it but I feel like if I give any contact info i will be b&

 No.124732

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>>124722
>>124730

< my invite tree

it's against their rules to freely give out invites publicly, and they are anal about maintaining their rules

take the interview, the hardest part about it is waiting around

 No.124752

I don't read any books. I don't read any articles.
I don't give a fuck about education and knowledge.
I don't give a fuck about names, and such as don't know the names of dishes or songs for example.
I don't even watch movies and TV series.

 No.124765

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Do you watch pleb anime? It's easy to find out.


Level 6 : Leviathan, Milky holmes (2nd season), Joshiraku, puchimas, teekyu, Mayoi Neko Overrun
Level 5 : Ura-On!, Ichigo mashimaro, Aiura, NNB, Mahoraba
Level 4 : Jinrui, Aria, YKK, Binzume Yousei
Level 3 : Sailor Moon, Evangelion, Hyouka, Outlaw Star
Level 2 : Code geass, Baccano, Madoka magica, Psycho-pass, OnePiece, Hataraku Maou-Sama
Level 1 : Naruto, Bleach, SAO, Attack on titan, Cowboy Bebop, Steins Gate

 No.124768

>>124765
>onepeice is not level 1



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 No.124682 [Reply]

>minding my own business
>two girls in front of me start talking about how the guy at the other table is "super cute"

 No.124746

you forgot the part where you tell us you were sitting at the table opposite of the one they were talking about

 No.124751

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>>124746
That's what he means.

Good zinger though. I bet you were the bee's knees at r9k. Had your own tripcode and everything, didn't you?



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 No.124440 [Reply]

I want humanity to die.
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 No.124666

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>>124664
I'll check it out, once I'm finished distracting myself with this.

 No.124671

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>>124666
you can also read this short but beautiful classic essay on antinatalism
http://vk.com/doc13249944_285431098?hash=8019a30c0d00bc1a64&dl=ea056d350b6b9cc9c4

 No.124678

>>124666
These books are amazing.

 No.124688

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>>124671
Thanks m8
>>124678
Yes they are. Life may or may not be worth living, but I think we can at least all agree that Gene Wolfe is pretty cool.

 No.124742

>>124556
you have no idea of how truly unoriginal you are



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 No.123228 [Reply]

>yfw even hot sluts can have social anxiety
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 No.123773

hahaha social anxiety. she has no problem posting this video on the internet for everyone to see. fucking dumb atttentionwhore

 No.123781

>>123256
For every subculture, group, demographic, etc, that exists on this planet, there's a group of people who don't fit in there but want to so they pretend. Simple as that.

 No.124683

>dumb single whore bitch mother feigns severe social anxiety to collect SSI

 No.124736

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>>123228

They may truly have social anxiety, but they will never have the soul crushing loneliness that the average man experiences if he has anxiety. That's because no matter how ugly or socially inept they are, there will always be a man to pursue them, and many more willing to be their friend. If you are an average looking male with social anxiety you are screwed. Both girls and society will shun you completely.

>Tfw you weren't born a woman

 No.124741

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>>123642
>Of course since shes a girl she still has a chad boyfriend, tons of orbiters, people give her things for no reason, do work for her, gets the shifts she wants. If she were a guy, no matter what he looked like, people would laugh at him for being an idiot, I would say borderline retarded, at least labeled a simpleton.

Reading this makes me want to watch the world burn.



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 No.124084 [Reply]

I want to smoke cigarettes so I can feel like Spike Spiegel, but people in here say nobody should smoke cigarettes
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 No.124702

>>124575
>cigar
enjoy your lip cancer, pipes are better and with a pipe you can choose a favorite pipe and a favorite tobacco instead of just using pre-made shit

 No.124707

I've never smoked but a pipe seems like the best method. I'd like to try it in the future.

 No.124709

>>124189
There are only a few people who can pull it off.

I knew a girl at the uni who could do it. Beautiful face, long blonde hair, somewhat tanned, always had a dark red lipstick and she wore leather jackets and leather gloves. On top of that the cigarette. She was huge a huge bitch and has slept with half of the Uni but I have to admit she looked fucking cool

 No.124713

>>124709
Smoking for the purpose of image is normalfag bullshit. That's never been why I smoke, and I hope it's not why anybody here smokes either.

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>he exhales when he smokes



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 No.124037 [Reply]

>tfw waiting for the appearance of the Grand Wizard who will lead us on a blissful ascension
>the one with the powers of a wizard and charisma that even the highest order of Chads must kneel before
>tfw you were born to serve him and he hasn't made himself known yet

I wonder if he's here
I wonder what he's waiting for
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 No.124706

>>124699

You seem lost.

 No.124708

>>124699
Hitler possibly had a son that he sired before reaching 30
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Marie_Loret

He was different but he had a magnetic personality and wasn't ugly so some women were drawn to him, indeed when he was the leader of Germany he received more love letters than the Beatles ever did. Also "aspie" and "autist" gets thrown around too freely nowadays. If you aren't a generic person that doesn't mean you have autism.

 No.124724

>>124699
Eccentric is a better word for him

 No.124727

>>124699

hitler was so charismatic he managed to sway entire germany in favour of his policies

he was not in any way an aspie or a wizard, indeeed he was a blatant extrovert

Stalin could qualify as he was a known introvert and could hold a grudge for decades before finally killing you.

Hitler was commonly thought to be a "great person" by most people who met him ,which attests to the fact that he must've been very likable. Wizards never are.

Stalin on the other hand had murder in his eyes and terrified people but still, I don't think any of us could ever scare people in that way.

 No.124728

>>124727
>Stalin could qualify as he was a known introvert and could hold a grudge for decades before finally killing you.

Stalin would NOT qualify because he was not a 30 year old virgin. Period. End of story.



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 No.123670 [Reply]

>Another 8 hours spent at work
>Working in the cold warehouse filled with degenerates and backstabbers
>8 hours of me unloading containers
>legs and back sore.
>Too sleepy to do anything else, about to jack off, shower and probably sleep for another 6:30am start tomorrow.
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 No.124668

I could work in a warehouse. Manual labor is really enjoyable to me because I get into a certain mindset where I'm doing the work, but I'm thinking about something totally different. It's like grinding in an MMORPG. I used to lift and soreness never really bothered me either.

 No.124674

fuck he did it again guys

>1 month into new job

>dickhead manager once again starts complaining we're going slow

He is literally the one and only reason I want to quit.

 No.124691


 No.124723

>>124691
Start to worry if she doesn't call you by the end of tomorrow, give up if she doesn't call you by the end if next week

 No.124726

>>124623
Then you make the call and see how things are going, this will show that you are interested in this job. I know it is BS but thats how it works. Give it a day or two then call.



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 No.124067 [Reply]

>tfw you have a bad stomachache
>your stomachs hurting so bad and you have diarrhea and feel like shitting every time you move or sit down.
>tfw you are stuck working and cant go to the toilet freely.
>tfw you finally relieve yourself and your ass feels dirty and you feel like you smell on shit.

I'm glad it's over.
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 No.124461

>>124454
Why do you always shower? Can't you wipe properly.

 No.124465

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>>124287
>>124205
Life on the outside is even worse than I imagined. Was it always this bad or did it only happen recently?

 No.124494

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>>124416
Metamucil, organic sauerkraut, and cutting out soda really helped me. I used to take those "million wiper" shits all the time, and had a hemorrhoid at 24 and another at 25. I was terrified when I first wiped my ass and saw blood on the toilet paper. The second hemorrhoid was really miserable, it hurt to sit or walk, and in my desperation that's when I found psyllium husk, and learned about gut flora. A year later and my shits are almost always squeaky clean and no hemorrhoids.

 No.124496

>>124494
Also for you guys dealing with hemorrhoids make sure you don't sit in your computer chair 12 hours straight. Take a 5 minute break every hour. And try to go for a walk every night if you don't get any other exercise.

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